Dalton Says the Darndest Things

I only have a few Dalton-isms and none from the other kids right now but I have to share these two before I forget...

Soccering: verb...the act of playing soccer.
ex: "Hey Dad, while I was soccering I saw a Scooby Doo chair."

The kids and I had breakfast at IHOP yesterday and I told them we might come back for my birthday...and that my birthday was just over a month away and what were they gonna get me? Dalton leaned over to whisper to Easton and apparently he'd suggested "gum". Easton said, "That's not a good present!" and Dalton then said, "How about a harp?"