Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Just a few today...nothing hysterical. I should really be better about writing things down because these boys crack us up constantly.

- I recently bought a box of Lucky Charms but Easton cannot remember the name of them no matter how many times I tell him. So he calls them "Magic Flakes".

- Easton started singing Jingle Bells and thinks it goes, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, travel all the way"

- I mentioned to Easton that Jason was out looking at potential new cars and concerned Easton wondered, "But where we put all the stuff on the floor?" because the floor of my car is covered in the kids' junk

- Driving home the other day Easton complained in his most bored voice, "I'm así así but you guys are all muy bien." I like that he's picking up some Spanish at school.

I've got one Dalton one, his funny stuff is mostly in his facial expressions and delivery lately. But he was in the bathroom and called out, "Come wipe my bootie, Mama" and then, thinking I should feel special that he chose to bless me with that particular honor he added, "Because I love you." Yeah, thanks for saving that job for me, son. Nothing says "I love you" like doodie duty, am I right?

I've even got a Jason funny that I just have to share...I was letting him know that Easton's Tae Kwan Do master was telling me about some of the differences between karate and tae kwan do. Like tae kwan do is supposedly 80% kicks and 20% hands and he claimed karate was the other way around...80% hands, 20% kicks. Or that, karate is from Japan and tae kwan do is from Korea. So my Jason joked, "Then what about Jiu-Jitsu? Isreal?" Ha ha ha! Get it? Jew Jitsu! Hee hee.

Okay, that about does it from here. Hope you're all having a nice weekend!